Piece for On This Day in Film written by yours truly.
On August 11, 1970, Alain Delon appeared on The Dick Cavett Show. The first minute of his interview involved his rapport with Cavett on Delon’s self-assessed bad English. Cavett replies that if things get too bad, he’ll speak in a French accent to balance things out.
“Would you?” Delon replies.
He seems genuinely on edge, despite speaking the foreign tongue with grace and wit, and making nary a single grammatical or vocabulary error during the entire time he is pouring his worries onto Cavett, who seems slyly amused by the entire irony of the situation. The host changes the subject.
“The women on my staff have just been passing out at the thought of your coming over here tonight.”
A response, midsentence, and I’d guess only half-seriously: “Why?”
The rest of that interview is a magic carpet ride.
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This is not a movie-related post, but this is something important everyone should know, especially blog owners.
For the past couple weeks, you may have been noticing web traffic from semalt.com. The site doesn’t give any information, and requires an account to proceed with any site info. They appear to be some kind of search traffic analysis site. Until we can figure out what these folks are actually about, it is not recommended you associate with the site.
EDIT: I believe that this is simply guerrilla/viral marketing. You see the site, your curiosity is piqued, you head to the site, and you sign up. Still proceed with caution.
by Ken B.
How does one even review this? The 2012 The Three Stooges, while unbelievably cash-hungry and unnecessary in the very definition of the word, is not entirely horrible (I know, right?!). Directors and writers Bobby and Peter Farrelly have injected their “signature” bodily comedy into the film on a handful of occasions, but it’s not overbearing. One of the biggest gripes I have with this movie is that, even though normal or slightly short by movie standards, it is an exhausting 92 minutes. The brilliance of a good Three Stooges short is that it isn’t too long – maybe 10 or 20 minutes (the one genuine Three Stooges feature is nearly a half hour shorter than this). This is far too long for its own good – it might have some sense as an hour long TV special, but the feature length mandates that three minute chunks be filled up with things like our protagonists sneaking into a maternity ward and using infants and their urine like Super Soakers.
The movie attempts to alleviate the run time by breaking the film into three parts. (If you choose just one, I’d recommend the first). Episode 1 traces the origins of the three. They were raised in an orphanage, where their legendary activities begin. By the time they’re ten years old, the nuns at the orphanage are straight up terrified of them, and will use any excuse possible to get rid of the young Larry, Curly, and Moe, none more eager than Sister Mary-Mengele (LARRY DAVID).
25 years later, any attempt at removing them from the orphanage has failed miserably, and the now adult Moe (CHRIS DIAMANTOPOULOS), Larry (SEAN HAYES), and Curly (WILL SASSO) work – or are assigned to work – performing maintenance and helping out around the building. However, their activities have caught up to them; the orphanage owes $830,000 in damages, and no insurance company will cover it. At the end of the month, the place will be forced to close, the nuns spread across the diocese, and the children sent to foster homes. Not willing to see this happen, the three set off to try and earn the money, which comes in the form of a woman (SOFIA VERGARA) instructing them to kill her “husband” (CRAIG BIERKO), which turns out to be a much larger plot involving Teddy (KIRBY HEYBORNE), who was a member of the orphanage as a child.
The most blatantly “update!” part of the film comes when Moe is cast on the TV show Jersey Shore, and cameos of the cast members of Jersey Shore are included. Let’s count all of the things wrong with this:
- Jersey Shore was a terrible show.
- It proves the Farrellys couldn’t figure out anything better.
- It will make the movie seem extremely dated (the move to include Jersey Shore, ironically, was to avoid making an older draft of the script seem dated when including an older reality show in its place (I think I heard it was Queer Eye)). Is it that there was the worry that younger audiences wouldn’t accept a Three Stooges movie? By making it, the insinuation was made that the style was timeless, so what’s the point?
While they were never going to be great, Diamantopoulos, Hayes, and Sasso do a surprisingly good job in the roles of the Three Stooges. There’s good comic timing and they play well off each other, or about as well as you’d expect for this kind of thing. There clearly was an intent to respect and pay proper tribute to the source, even though that factor is muddled in the end. The Three Stooges is a well meant movie obscured in mediocrity, blatant and shameless attempts to find a younger audience, and a running time that only proves tiring.
BOX OFFICE PREDICTIONS
CURRENT SCORE THIS WEEK: 4 pt. (out of 6 pt.)
CURRENT SCORE EVER: 11 pt. (out of 18 pt.)
This week’s predictions.
Allow me to be direct.
Gravity will win the weekend box office.
I will now use Google translate to write it in 5 other languages to show how sure I am of this:
“Gravity” θα κερδίσει το box office το Σαββατοκύριακο
سوف “الجاذبية” كسب ايرادات شباك التذاكر
“Gravity” ganará la taquilla de fin de semana
“Gravity” gewinnt das Wochenende Abendkasse
Beidh “Domhantarraingt” bhuaigh an oifig na dticéad deireadh seachtaine
Gravity is poised to an easy #1 for a number of reasons. There’s star power in Sandra Bullock and George Clooney, the director is Alfonso Cuarón, a heavily respected filmmaker, the reviews have been electric since its premiere at the Venice Film Festival in late August, and IMAX-3D will contain high surcharges.
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by Ken B.
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